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A Short Term Romance
A Long Term Romance
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Platonic Friendship only
Someone to do Housework
Pen Pal
Breeding Male
Partner in Crime
Rebound Romance
One Night Romance
Finincial Advisor
Webpage Consultant
Comic Relief
Side Kick
Body Guard/Protector
Personal Money Lender
Co-dependant
Your birthday: YYYY/MM/DD
Where do you live?
Languages
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you understand in the "Understand" column.
Prefer
Understand
English
Cantonese
Other:
Profession:
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Not Working
Student
Education
Government
Other
Engineering/Technical
Medical (Nursing/Physician)
Business (Office/Shop)
Evil Doer (Thief/Monster)
Design (Architect/Fashion)
Hero (Jedi / Crime Fighter)
Employer:
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Self-Employed
Government-owned
Private-owned Firm
I'm unemployed you idiot!
Other
Occupation:
Your education:
Your religion:
Smoking:
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Want Children?
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